Ohh...Ohhh....uh...
Lately I've been thinkin'
Thinkin' bout what we had
I know it was hard
It was all that we knew, yeah
Have you been drinkin'?
To take all the pain away
I wish that I could give you what you deserve...
'Cause nothing can ever, ever replace you
Nothing can make me feel like you do, yeah
You'd know there's no one I can relate to
I know we won't find a love that's so true...
There's nothing like us
There's nothing like you and me
Together through the storm
There's nothing like us
There's nothing like you and me
Together, oh
I gave you everything, babe
Everything I had to give
Girl, why would you push me away? Yeah
Lost in confusion, like an illusion
You know I'm used to making your day...
But that is the past now, we didn't last now
I guess that this is meant to be, yeah
Tell me, was it worth it? We were so perfect
But, baby, I just want you to see...
There's nothing like us
There's nothing like you and me
Together through the storm
There's nothing like us
There's nothing like you and me
Together, oh
There's nothing like us
There's nothing like you and me
Together through the storm
There's nothing like us
There's nothing like you and me
Together, oh...
OMB, there's nothing like Jelena
Minggu, 28 April 2013
Justin Bieber - I Would
If I could take away the pain
And put a smile on your face
Baby, I would, baby, I would
If I could make a better way
So you could see a better day
Baby, I would, baby, I would
I would build a doorway to the sky and hand you the keys, yeah
Let you know that you're always welcome so that you never leave, oh
Buy you all those fancy things that you only see on TV, yeah
Run away to a hideaway, we be living the American Dream
And I know it's never gonna be that easy
But I know that it won't hurt us to try, oh
If I could take away the pain
And put a smile on your face
Baby, I would, baby, I would
If I could make a better way
So you could see a better day
Baby, I would, baby, I would
Whooa-oh, whooa-oh, whooa-oh, baby, I would
I would build the love of river wide
So that it never runs dry, yeah
Anytime you ask me why I'm smiling, say that I'm satisfied
You got your flaws and so do I, past lovers that made you cry?
And though I wanna make it right
I just can't read your mind, no
And I know it's never gonna be that easy
But I know that it won't hurt us to try
If I could take away the pain
And put a smile on your face
Baby, I would, baby, I would
If I could make a better way
So you could see a better day
Baby, I would, baby, I would
Whooa-oh, whooa-oh, whooa-oh, baby, I would
Yeah, it's not about what I want
It's all about what you need
I know that he hurt you, but that wasn't me
And I know, and I know sometimes it's hard to see
That all we need to be, oh
If I could take away the pain
And put a smile on your face
Baby, I would, baby, I would
If I could make a better way
So you could see a better day, no
Baby, I would, baby, I would
Whooa-oh, whooa-oh, whooa-oh, baby, I would
And put a smile on your face
Baby, I would, baby, I would
If I could make a better way
So you could see a better day
Baby, I would, baby, I would
I would build a doorway to the sky and hand you the keys, yeah
Let you know that you're always welcome so that you never leave, oh
Buy you all those fancy things that you only see on TV, yeah
Run away to a hideaway, we be living the American Dream
And I know it's never gonna be that easy
But I know that it won't hurt us to try, oh
If I could take away the pain
And put a smile on your face
Baby, I would, baby, I would
If I could make a better way
So you could see a better day
Baby, I would, baby, I would
Whooa-oh, whooa-oh, whooa-oh, baby, I would
I would build the love of river wide
So that it never runs dry, yeah
Anytime you ask me why I'm smiling, say that I'm satisfied
You got your flaws and so do I, past lovers that made you cry?
And though I wanna make it right
I just can't read your mind, no
And I know it's never gonna be that easy
But I know that it won't hurt us to try
If I could take away the pain
And put a smile on your face
Baby, I would, baby, I would
If I could make a better way
So you could see a better day
Baby, I would, baby, I would
Whooa-oh, whooa-oh, whooa-oh, baby, I would
Yeah, it's not about what I want
It's all about what you need
I know that he hurt you, but that wasn't me
And I know, and I know sometimes it's hard to see
That all we need to be, oh
If I could take away the pain
And put a smile on your face
Baby, I would, baby, I would
If I could make a better way
So you could see a better day, no
Baby, I would, baby, I would
Whooa-oh, whooa-oh, whooa-oh, baby, I would
Justin Bieber - Make You Believe
I'll make you believe
I heard you're looking for somebody to treat you right
Cause them other guys don't live up to that hype
I heard you're looking for somebody to smack your heart
Cause they goin' they shot before you start
You aint gotta search no further, I got what you want (right here)
I'm not tryna waste your time by telling you what you want (right here)
They can make you promises but I
I'll make you believe
Believe, believe, belieeeve
Believe, believe, belieeeve
Believe, believe, belieeeve
They can make you promises but I
I'll make you believe
I heard you're looking for somebody to take control
Baby, give me the green light and we'll go
So let me love you
Till my heart stops
Let me touch you
When the beat drops...right there
You aint gotta search no further, I got what you want (right here)
I'm not tryna waste your time by telling you what you want (right here)
They can make you promises but I
I'll make you believe
Believe, believe, belieeeve
Believe, believe, belieeeve
Believe, believe, belieeeve
They can make you promises but I
I'll make you believe
I heard you're looking for somebody to treat you right
Cause them other guys don't live up to that hype
I heard you're looking for somebody to smack your heart
Cause they goin' they shot before you start
You aint gotta search no further, I got what you want (right here)
I'm not tryna waste your time by telling you what you want (right here)
They can make you promises but I
I'll make you believe
Believe, believe, belieeeve
Believe, believe, belieeeve
Believe, believe, belieeeve
They can make you promises but I
I'll make you believe
I heard you're looking for somebody to take control
Baby, give me the green light and we'll go
So let me love you
Till my heart stops
Let me touch you
When the beat drops...right there
You aint gotta search no further, I got what you want (right here)
I'm not tryna waste your time by telling you what you want (right here)
They can make you promises but I
I'll make you believe
Believe, believe, belieeeve
Believe, believe, belieeeve
Believe, believe, belieeeve
They can make you promises but I
I'll make you believe
Sabtu, 27 April 2013
The Adventurous Adventures of One Direction english subtitle
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Hi. My name is Mark.
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You know, there's a lot of One Direction fan fiction out there,
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but it seems like all the stuff I've read is written by girls.
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Which is great. You know, I'm not knocking girls.
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They're....girls.
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But, I just thought it was about time there was
some 1D fan-fic written by a dude.
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Which... I'm one — dude.
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So, that's what I did.
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And then, I animated it.
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Good morning. Y'all ready to order?
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I'll have the French Toast, please.
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I'll have the sausage biscuit, please.
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I'll have the tacos, please.
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Harry!
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What? It's my favorite food!
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Tacos are not for breakfast!
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They are now. Introducing Tac-O's.
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It's meat-, cheese- and lettuce-flavored O's
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in a tortilla bowl.
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That's disgusting.
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It even makes the milk tastes like tacos.
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That's even disgusting-er.
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That's not even a word.
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Hi, guys.
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[ALL] Hello, Zayn.
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Whoa, new hairdo!
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Yeah, what'ya think?
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It's...uh...
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It's...quite steep.
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Bit like a...ski jump.
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Which I guess is what you were going for?
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<i>(Phone rings)</i>
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1D! Come in, 1D!
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Oh look! A call from Psymon.
35
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It's an emergency, boys!
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Report to 1D HQ ASAP.
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No time for breakfast, lads.
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The world needs our help!
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One Direction, thank goodness you're here!
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What seems to be the trouble, Psymon?
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It doesn't look good, boys.
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What doesn't look good? Oh, Zayn's new hairdo?
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Niall!/ -<i>(laughs)</i> What?
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I will mess you up!
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Mess me up? Oh, like your hairdresser messed up your hair?
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Oh, it is ON!
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Oh! Ow! Ow! Stop it! Oh!
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It's on like Donkey Kong./
-What?
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Boys! Boys! The world is in its hour of need.
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We cannot afford to squabble over [...].
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Why, what's up, Psymon?
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Yeah, what's up, besides Zayn's hair?
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'Cause that's really up, isn't it, hehe?
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It's like woooosh!
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Ow! Stop! Ow!
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Reports are coming in all over town.
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Pussycats are going missing by the thousands!
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Oh, no! What a catastrophe!
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Or should I say, CAT-astrophe?
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Ooh!/ -No, you shouldn't./
-<i>[FALSETTO]</i> Okay.
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We just need to get out there and help
people find their pussycats.
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It may not be as simple as that.
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We have reason to believe Lord Faptaguise is behind this.
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[ALL] Lord Faptaguise?
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But we defeated him in the Battle of Zindalor.
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Well, he's back!
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And we all know how much Lord Faptaguise hates pussycats.
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So the pussycats didn't just go missing;
they've been kidnapped!
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Or, should I say, CAT-napped?
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C-cat—catnipped... Yeah?
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Ooh!/ -No.
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<i>[FALSETTO]</i> Sorry.
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So, where is Lord Faptaguise?
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His dreaded tank fortress, the Wrath-o-Sphere has been spotted
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on the outskirts of town...
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Mmm... skirts.
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...heading East.
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Toward the Dimensional Gate.
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Yes! We must act swiftly!
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If the Wrath-o-Sphere escapes to another dimension
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with the pussycats on board, we will never see them again.
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So, what's the plan?
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Liam, Niall and Zayn: you three must
infiltrate the Wrath-o-Sphere
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and find your way to the Control Room.
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It no doubt will be heavily guarded, by guards.
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Niall and Zayn, you must eliminate them,
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allowing Liam to gain access to the Control Room.
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Easy!/ -Piece of pudding!/ -What?
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Liam, once inside the Control Room,
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you must hack into the Security Terminal,
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and open the prison cell doors.
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Hey! I'm on it like Donkey Konit.
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What? No, wait. What?
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Just open the cell doors?
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But who's going to round up all the pussycats
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and get them out of there?
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Yes, all the pussies. That's where you come in, Harry.
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You're telling me.
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You must go deep into the Marmitian Swamp,
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and seek the help of an old knight named Paul.
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He will teach you the ancient art of retrieving pussycats.
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I don't need help. I can do it alone.
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No you can't, Harry. That's why you and Louis
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will seek out Sir Paul together.
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Only with teamwork, can you save all the pussycats—
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including your own!
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Oh no, Molly! Did they get Molly?
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I thought his name was Dusty?
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Depends which website you read.
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Molly? <i>(gasp)</i> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO—
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oooooooooooooooo...
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Nice!
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Thanks, but Faptaguise, he stole my pussycat!
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Now, it's personal.
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Or, should I say, pussy-nal?
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Oof! <i>[FALSETTO]</i> My balls!
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Phew! We made it inside the Wrath-o-Sphere!
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Now to make our way to the control room.
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This place is a maze. How are we going to find it?
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Easy, just follow the pipes along the ceiling.
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Duh, it's like you've never been
inside a Wrath-o-Sphere before!
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Nerds.
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Right, the old knight lives in solitude deep within this swamp.
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He lives alone? So that makes him... a stag-knight!
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That's your worst one yet.
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Oof!/ -Now come along!
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<i>[FALSETTO]</i> We've been—
<i>[NORMAL VOICE] ahem</i>, we've been walking for ages.
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Are you sure we're going in the right direction?
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Well, we're following the map!
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I think we're going the wrong way.
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What, do you think I can't read maps?
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That, or you're holding it wrong.
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What, with my hands? That's how most humans hold things.
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But I guess you wouldn't know anything about that.
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What, are you saying I'm not human?
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I don't know, why don't you ask your
four nipples what they think?
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Maybe those will give you a clue.
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That's it, I'm going this direction.
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Harry, come back! We can't go in two directions.
We have to go in one direction.
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Not anymore, I can save the pussycats myself.
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I don't need some old knight to help me,
and I certainly don't need you!
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Fine. <i>(x12)</i>
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Fine. You tetra-titted tosser.
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Whoa, those guards look dangerous.
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I'm not so sure we can take 'em out.
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Maybe you and Niall can distract them.
You know, like, dress up as hot girls or something.
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Well, I mean, at least that works in cartoons.
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What do you think, Niall?
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Already there.
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Hey there, big boys.
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Whoa, check it out.
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Hubba, hubba, hubba!
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Nice!
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I love dudes in skirts.
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Huh! Like I need help getting pussycats
out of the Wrath-o-Sphere.
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Huh! I've been getting pussycats out of
the Wrath-o-Sphere since I was a—
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Whoa, baby.
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Hey there, big boy.
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Hello.
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I'm Harry!
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April O'Kruschev. I'm a news reporter.
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I am doing a story on the missing pussycats.
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Oh, I'm— I'm gonna save them.
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You are? Oh, you must be very brave.
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Mmhm, I'm brave.
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Well, it sounds like we could help each other out.
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I would love to exchange fluids.
Eeheeheehee!
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I mean, information.
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Perhaps over dinner?
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Okay.
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How about some... tacos?
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Okay.
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Okay, this must be it. <i>(knocks door)</i>
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<i>(door creaks open slowly)</i>
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Who goes there?
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It is I, Louis, of One Direction.
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Greetings.
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I am Sir Paul, of The Beatles.
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<i>(gasp)</i> And Wings!
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Ehhh... The Beatles.
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Well, I am in need of your help, Sir Paul.
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Pussycats all over the land have been captured,
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and legend has it that you hold the key to retrieving them.
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Aah, I know what you're looking for.
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Now that, I haven't used in a long time. A long time.
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What? What is it?
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What you seek... is the pussymagnet.
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Behold!
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Nice!
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So... how do you turn it on?
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One does not simply turn on a pussymagnet.
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It is activated by a series of tones. You know,
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like the Key in the He-Man movie.
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Allow me to demonstrate.
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<i>(singing)</i> Well, she was just seventeen
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You know what I mean. And the—
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Paul:
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What DO you mean?
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<i>(speaking)</i> I don't know, John wrote that bit.
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<i>(singing)</i> And the way she looked
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Was way beyond compare
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So how could I dance with another? Wooooooo!
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<i>Meow!</i>
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Whoa, that really works!
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Hitting the high note at the end is the key.
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Well, I'll try.
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Though, I bet Harry could hit it...
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Harry? Is he a friend of yours?
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Yeah...
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Or... we used to be.
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We had a bit of a falling out.
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Well, you know, you can't pull this off on your own.
214
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It's like I've always said:
I get by with a little help from my friends.
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I thought that song was about drugs, though.
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Shhhh!
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Don't speak, Harry, don't speak.
218
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But I'm crazy about you!
219
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I know, Harry... but I must order now—
220
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Three tacos, please.
221
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Hard or soft shelled?
222
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Oh... What do you think, Harry?
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Hard. A good shell is hard to find,
and a hard shell is good to find.
224
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Oh, Harry. You always know what to say.
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Hey, tacos are my favorite food.
But you know, I've never been to a Taco Bell before.
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You mean, this is your first time?/
-Mmhm.
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Then... you really must try the Nacho BellGrande.
228
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Well, one Nacho BellGrande please.
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Hey! What do you call a BellGrande that isn't yours?
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...Not-chyo BellGrande!
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Oof!
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Can we get those tacos to go please?
We have a date... at the Wrath-o-Sphere!
233
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So... you two from around here?
234
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Oh, no, I'm from Ireland. And Zayn is
from a wee little town in England called... Dumbhairshire.
235
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Niall, I will slap you silly!
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Bring it!
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Hey!
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Uh oh.
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You're not crossdressers.
You're just dressed up like crossdressers.
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Uh... Zayn?/ -Yeah, Niall?/ -RUN!
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Seize them!
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Zayn, here! Let's take this elevator!
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AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHhhhhhh—
244
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OOF!
245
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The garbage chute! Really wonderful idea!
246
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<i>(sniff)</i> What an incredible smell you've discovered!
247
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...Don't be a c<b>t</b>.
248
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<i>(typing)</i>
249
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This is a Unix system. I know this.
250
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I should be able to override the
security system to open up the prison doors
251
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and let those pussycats loose.
252
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Yes!
253
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Oh, I'll open that door like Donkey Kong 64. <i>(click)</i>
254
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Louis, Harry: The prison doors are open.
It's up to you now to save the pussycats.
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And make it—/ -NOT SO FAST.
256
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You, take pretty boy here down to
the Torturitorium for a nice acid bath.
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I'm sure Lord Faptaguise would
enjoy seeing you burn alive to death.
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Take him away!
259
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And you, close the prison doors!
260
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Dude, this is a Unix system.
I don't know this.
261
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Well, if it isn't Liam!/
-It is./ -Of One Direction!
262
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...It is Liam of One Direction.
263
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Well, not for long!
264
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Oh, for long. And longer!
You'll never dip me in a pit of acid, Faptaguise!
265
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I have powerful friends!
266
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Ha! You mean like this one?
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Harry!
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Liam!
269
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Well, if it isn't Harry!
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[Harry and Liam] It is.
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Well done, May.
272
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May? I thought your name was June!
273
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April./ -Whatever!/
-Yes, it's true. My name is May.
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And I am Lord Faptaguise's
henchwoman sent to capture you.
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You liar!
276
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No, I really do work for him.
277
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No, I don't mean you're lying right now.
278
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I just mean, you know... generally.
279
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Oh... okay.
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Okay.
281
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Okay, tie him up and hang him
from the ceiling as well.
282
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He and his friend can burn
in the pit of acid together!
283
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Oh, but frisk him first. Make sure
he doesn't—Well, actually, let me do it!
284
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<i>(snickers creepily)</i>
285
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Ohhh, Faptaguise. I just now got that.
286
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Any weapons on him?/ -No, just this taco.
287
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Dispose of this!/ -Yes, my lord!
288
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But I bought that for him!
289
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Shut up, May; no one likes you.
290
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Oh... I am now beginning to question my allegiance.
291
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I AM a villain, but Harry is so sweet
and Faptaguise is a total jerkface.
292
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I'm so confused!
293
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NOOOOooooo...
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You hear that?
Sounds like Liam and Harry
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are in trouble!
296
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<i>(sliding noise)</i> You hear that?
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Ooh, yummy! I haven't eaten all day!
298
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<i>(guard coughing and sniffling)</i> You hear that?
299
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<i>(guard blowing nose)</i>
300
00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:30,484
<i>(guard clearing throat)</i>
301
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<i>(flap)</i>
302
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<i>(BA-THUD *door closes*)</i>
303
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<i>(squish)</i>
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But I'm not eating that./
-Yeah, you hear that.
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Lower them in! Now you will meet your doom!
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And once the Wrath-o-Sphere passes
through the Dimensional Gate,
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Earth will never see its precious little pussycats again!
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<i>(glass breaking)</i> I don't think so!
309
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Louis!
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Harry!
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Louis!
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Liam!
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Louis!
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Who are you?
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May.
316
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May!
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Louis!
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Har—Hey, you already got one!
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Hmph.
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<i>(sigh)</i> Harry!
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And as for me, I got—a Pussymagnet!
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[Liam and Harry] Yes!
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[Faptaguise and Guard] No!
324
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Maybe! I am questioning my allegiance; I am so confused!
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Here goes!
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<i>ahem</i>
327
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<i>(singing)</i> Well, she was just seventeen
328
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You know what I mean
329
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And the way she looked was way beyond compare
330
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So how could I dance with another?
331
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Woo! W-Woo?!
<i>(speaking)</i> I can't hit that high note!
332
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Woooo?
333
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Seize him!
334
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Woo! Wooo-GUHHH!
335
00:14:33,450 --> 00:14:36,035
NOOOOooooo!
336
00:14:36,035 --> 00:14:38,053
Man, they really need our help up there.
337
00:14:38,069 --> 00:14:39,781
But the only way out is up.
338
00:14:39,781 --> 00:14:40,927
How do we get up there?
339
00:14:40,927 --> 00:14:43,273
Well, there's this old skateboard here.
340
00:14:43,273 --> 00:14:46,282
And I could pick up some speed going down this hill of rubbish.
341
00:14:46,282 --> 00:14:49,007
If only we had some sort of ramp...
342
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<i>(ding)</i>
343
00:14:52,199 --> 00:14:53,005
What?
344
00:14:53,389 --> 00:14:54,108
Ready?
345
00:14:54,293 --> 00:14:55,615
Yeah.
346
00:14:55,615 --> 00:14:57,661
One... two... three!
347
00:14:58,830 --> 00:14:59,746
<i>(woosh)</i>
348
00:14:59,746 --> 00:15:00,415
<i>(boink)</i>
349
00:15:01,369 --> 00:15:02,658
<i>(plop)</i> Whoa!/
-What the?
350
00:15:02,658 --> 00:15:04,303
Harry! Catch!
351
00:15:04,810 --> 00:15:05,751
<i>(gulp)</i>
352
00:15:05,751 --> 00:15:07,067
<i>(Popeye-esque music plays)</i>
353
00:15:09,774 --> 00:15:11,255
<i>(punch)</i> AHHHHH!
354
00:15:11,255 --> 00:15:12,881
Thanks, Harry!/ -No sweat.
355
00:15:12,881 --> 00:15:15,072
Now, how do you work this Pussymagnet?
356
00:15:15,072 --> 00:15:17,428
It's supposed to be activated by a series of tones.
357
00:15:17,428 --> 00:15:19,405
Hitting the high note at the end is the key.
358
00:15:19,405 --> 00:15:21,758
But if anyone can do it, Harry, you can!
359
00:15:21,758 --> 00:15:23,226
Awwww, Louis.
360
00:15:23,226 --> 00:15:24,332
I mean it.
361
00:15:24,332 --> 00:15:26,962
And I mean it, when I say...
362
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<i>(singing)</i> Can we fall, one more time?
363
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:37,494
Stop the tape and rewind
364
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Oh, and if you walk away I know I'll fade./
-Harry, I think it's working! Keep going!
365
00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:48,658
'Cause there is nobody else
366
00:15:48,666 --> 00:15:53,844
It's gotta be YOU! You! <i>ahem</i> Y-y-you!
367
00:15:53,844 --> 00:15:55,679
Oh no, Harry, you almost had it!
368
00:15:55,679 --> 00:15:57,572
I can't hit that high note!
369
00:15:57,572 --> 00:16:00,838
Haha! You have failed! The pussycats are mine!
370
00:16:02,130 --> 00:16:03,855
Louis! Hit me in the balls!
371
00:16:03,855 --> 00:16:04,730
What?
372
00:16:04,730 --> 00:16:06,408
Hit me in the balls!
373
00:16:06,408 --> 00:16:07,112
No, Harry, I—
374
00:16:07,112 --> 00:16:09,610
I can't be a pussy magnet without you!
375
00:16:09,610 --> 00:16:11,349
Hit me in the balls!
376
00:16:11,349 --> 00:16:13,860
Harry, I only hit you in the balls when you deserve it.
377
00:16:13,860 --> 00:16:16,530
You know, like when you make an awful pun or something.
378
00:16:16,992 --> 00:16:22,186
Hey! What do you call a Spanish toilet
that weighs 2000 pounds?
379
00:16:23,756 --> 00:16:25,405
...El-Ton-John!
380
00:16:26,359 --> 00:16:31,548
<i>(smack)</i> YOUUUUUUUUUUU!
381
00:16:31,548 --> 00:16:34,498
Harry, it's working!/ -ONLY YOUUUUUUUU!
382
00:16:34,498 --> 00:16:38,171
<i>(confused cat noises)</i>
383
00:16:38,171 --> 00:16:43,529
YOUUUUUuuuuuuuu...
384
00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:45,499
Harry, you did it!
385
00:16:45,499 --> 00:16:46,708
We did it!
386
00:16:46,708 --> 00:16:49,723
Niall, get Liam down, and let's get out of here!
387
00:16:49,723 --> 00:16:51,156
<i>(gun cocks)</i> I don't think so!
388
00:16:51,156 --> 00:16:51,777
<i>(gasp)</i>
389
00:16:51,777 --> 00:16:52,898
<i>(whirrrrrrrr)</i>
390
00:16:52,898 --> 00:16:53,644
<i>(whap)</i>
391
00:16:53,644 --> 00:16:54,282
<i>(thud)</i>
392
00:16:54,836 --> 00:16:55,373
April!
393
00:16:55,373 --> 00:16:55,888
May.
394
00:16:55,888 --> 00:16:56,610
May!
395
00:16:56,918 --> 00:16:58,359
You did that for me?
396
00:16:58,359 --> 00:16:59,952
Yes, I had to.
397
00:16:59,952 --> 00:17:02,936
Once you go Harry, you don't go...
398
00:17:02,936 --> 00:17:06,947
Y-you, you don't—you don't go...
399
00:17:08,286 --> 00:17:09,819
...Well, you work on that, bye.
400
00:17:09,819 --> 00:17:10,380
Bye.
401
00:17:10,380 --> 00:17:12,032
By George, we did it, lads!
402
00:17:12,032 --> 00:17:14,078
And Harry, you really hit that high note.
403
00:17:14,309 --> 00:17:15,117
Didn't he, Molly?
404
00:17:15,317 --> 00:17:15,918
Dusty.
405
00:17:15,918 --> 00:17:18,827
And I couldn't have gotten that high without you.
406
00:17:19,089 --> 00:17:21,324
If there's one thing I've learned, it's that
407
00:17:21,324 --> 00:17:24,444
I get high with a little help from my friends.
408
00:17:24,721 --> 00:17:26,415
[Liam and Niall] Awwww...
409
00:17:27,369 --> 00:17:29,150
I thought that song was about drugs, though.
410
00:17:29,150 --> 00:17:31,052
Shhhhhhh—achoo!
411
00:17:31,052 --> 00:17:31,936
Are you coming down with something?
412
00:17:31,936 --> 00:17:34,747
<i>(sniff)</i> Yeah, I think it was that taco.
413
00:17:34,747 --> 00:17:37,018
Oh, yeah! Someone's snot rag was all over that taco.
414
00:17:37,018 --> 00:17:38,380
Plus, it was on a pile of rubbish.
415
00:17:38,380 --> 00:17:40,176
There's no telling what you'll come down with!
416
00:17:40,176 --> 00:17:42,217
More like... one infection!
417
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[ALL] <i>(laughing)</i>
418
00:17:43,390 --> 00:17:44,236
Ugh... <i>(thud)</i>
419
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Original by: www.amara.org
Edited by: Sophiesticated
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00:18:08,836 --> 00:18:10,044
Hello?
Copy and paste those words above to your notepad. Save the notepad with the same name of the film you named. Then play the movie via VLC, recommended by me.
Copy trus paste semuanya yang di atas itu ke notepad. Simpan dengan nama yang sama dengan nama filmnya. Terus mainin filmnya pake VLC, saran aja sih ._.
View the film here on YouTube.
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Hi. My name is Mark.
2
00:00:02,502 --> 00:00:05,193
You know, there's a lot of One Direction fan fiction out there,
3
00:00:05,193 --> 00:00:08,455
but it seems like all the stuff I've read is written by girls.
4
00:00:08,455 --> 00:00:11,070
Which is great. You know, I'm not knocking girls.
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They're....girls.
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But, I just thought it was about time there was
some 1D fan-fic written by a dude.
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Which... I'm one — dude.
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So, that's what I did.
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00:00:24,802 --> 00:00:27,234
And then, I animated it.
10
00:00:28,204 --> 00:00:31,049
Good morning. Y'all ready to order?
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I'll have the French Toast, please.
12
00:00:32,626 --> 00:00:34,557
I'll have the sausage biscuit, please.
13
00:00:34,557 --> 00:00:36,858
I'll have the tacos, please.
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00:00:36,858 --> 00:00:37,666
Harry!
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00:00:37,666 --> 00:00:39,889
What? It's my favorite food!
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Tacos are not for breakfast!
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They are now. Introducing Tac-O's.
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It's meat-, cheese- and lettuce-flavored O's
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in a tortilla bowl.
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That's disgusting.
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It even makes the milk tastes like tacos.
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That's even disgusting-er.
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That's not even a word.
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Hi, guys.
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[ALL] Hello, Zayn.
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Whoa, new hairdo!
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Yeah, what'ya think?
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It's...uh...
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It's...quite steep.
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Bit like a...ski jump.
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Which I guess is what you were going for?
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<i>(Phone rings)</i>
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1D! Come in, 1D!
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Oh look! A call from Psymon.
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It's an emergency, boys!
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Report to 1D HQ ASAP.
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No time for breakfast, lads.
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The world needs our help!
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One Direction, thank goodness you're here!
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What seems to be the trouble, Psymon?
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It doesn't look good, boys.
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What doesn't look good? Oh, Zayn's new hairdo?
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Niall!/ -<i>(laughs)</i> What?
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I will mess you up!
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Mess me up? Oh, like your hairdresser messed up your hair?
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Oh, it is ON!
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Oh! Ow! Ow! Stop it! Oh!
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It's on like Donkey Kong./
-What?
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Boys! Boys! The world is in its hour of need.
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We cannot afford to squabble over [...].
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Why, what's up, Psymon?
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Yeah, what's up, besides Zayn's hair?
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'Cause that's really up, isn't it, hehe?
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It's like woooosh!
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Ow! Stop! Ow!
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Reports are coming in all over town.
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Pussycats are going missing by the thousands!
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Oh, no! What a catastrophe!
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Or should I say, CAT-astrophe?
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Ooh!/ -No, you shouldn't./
-<i>[FALSETTO]</i> Okay.
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We just need to get out there and help
people find their pussycats.
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It may not be as simple as that.
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We have reason to believe Lord Faptaguise is behind this.
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[ALL] Lord Faptaguise?
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But we defeated him in the Battle of Zindalor.
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Well, he's back!
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And we all know how much Lord Faptaguise hates pussycats.
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So the pussycats didn't just go missing;
they've been kidnapped!
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Or, should I say, CAT-napped?
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C-cat—catnipped... Yeah?
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Ooh!/ -No.
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<i>[FALSETTO]</i> Sorry.
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So, where is Lord Faptaguise?
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His dreaded tank fortress, the Wrath-o-Sphere has been spotted
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on the outskirts of town...
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Mmm... skirts.
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...heading East.
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Toward the Dimensional Gate.
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Yes! We must act swiftly!
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If the Wrath-o-Sphere escapes to another dimension
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with the pussycats on board, we will never see them again.
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So, what's the plan?
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Liam, Niall and Zayn: you three must
infiltrate the Wrath-o-Sphere
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and find your way to the Control Room.
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It no doubt will be heavily guarded, by guards.
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Niall and Zayn, you must eliminate them,
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allowing Liam to gain access to the Control Room.
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Easy!/ -Piece of pudding!/ -What?
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Liam, once inside the Control Room,
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you must hack into the Security Terminal,
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and open the prison cell doors.
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Hey! I'm on it like Donkey Konit.
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What? No, wait. What?
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Just open the cell doors?
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But who's going to round up all the pussycats
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and get them out of there?
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Yes, all the pussies. That's where you come in, Harry.
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You're telling me.
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You must go deep into the Marmitian Swamp,
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and seek the help of an old knight named Paul.
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He will teach you the ancient art of retrieving pussycats.
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I don't need help. I can do it alone.
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No you can't, Harry. That's why you and Louis
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will seek out Sir Paul together.
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Only with teamwork, can you save all the pussycats—
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including your own!
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Oh no, Molly! Did they get Molly?
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I thought his name was Dusty?
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Depends which website you read.
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Molly? <i>(gasp)</i> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO—
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oooooooooooooooo...
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Nice!
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Thanks, but Faptaguise, he stole my pussycat!
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Now, it's personal.
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Or, should I say, pussy-nal?
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Oof! <i>[FALSETTO]</i> My balls!
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Phew! We made it inside the Wrath-o-Sphere!
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Now to make our way to the control room.
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This place is a maze. How are we going to find it?
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Easy, just follow the pipes along the ceiling.
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Duh, it's like you've never been
inside a Wrath-o-Sphere before!
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Nerds.
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Right, the old knight lives in solitude deep within this swamp.
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He lives alone? So that makes him... a stag-knight!
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That's your worst one yet.
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Oof!/ -Now come along!
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<i>[FALSETTO]</i> We've been—
<i>[NORMAL VOICE] ahem</i>, we've been walking for ages.
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Are you sure we're going in the right direction?
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Well, we're following the map!
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I think we're going the wrong way.
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What, do you think I can't read maps?
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That, or you're holding it wrong.
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What, with my hands? That's how most humans hold things.
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But I guess you wouldn't know anything about that.
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What, are you saying I'm not human?
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I don't know, why don't you ask your
four nipples what they think?
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Maybe those will give you a clue.
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That's it, I'm going this direction.
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Harry, come back! We can't go in two directions.
We have to go in one direction.
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Not anymore, I can save the pussycats myself.
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I don't need some old knight to help me,
and I certainly don't need you!
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Fine. <i>(x12)</i>
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Fine. You tetra-titted tosser.
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Whoa, those guards look dangerous.
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I'm not so sure we can take 'em out.
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Maybe you and Niall can distract them.
You know, like, dress up as hot girls or something.
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Well, I mean, at least that works in cartoons.
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What do you think, Niall?
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Already there.
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Hey there, big boys.
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Whoa, check it out.
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Hubba, hubba, hubba!
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Nice!
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I love dudes in skirts.
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Huh! Like I need help getting pussycats
out of the Wrath-o-Sphere.
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Huh! I've been getting pussycats out of
the Wrath-o-Sphere since I was a—
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Whoa, baby.
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Hey there, big boy.
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Hello.
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I'm Harry!
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April O'Kruschev. I'm a news reporter.
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I am doing a story on the missing pussycats.
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Oh, I'm— I'm gonna save them.
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You are? Oh, you must be very brave.
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Mmhm, I'm brave.
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Well, it sounds like we could help each other out.
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I would love to exchange fluids.
Eeheeheehee!
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I mean, information.
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Perhaps over dinner?
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Okay.
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How about some... tacos?
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Okay.
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Okay, this must be it. <i>(knocks door)</i>
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<i>(door creaks open slowly)</i>
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Who goes there?
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It is I, Louis, of One Direction.
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Greetings.
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I am Sir Paul, of The Beatles.
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<i>(gasp)</i> And Wings!
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Ehhh... The Beatles.
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Well, I am in need of your help, Sir Paul.
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Pussycats all over the land have been captured,
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and legend has it that you hold the key to retrieving them.
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Aah, I know what you're looking for.
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Now that, I haven't used in a long time. A long time.
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What? What is it?
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What you seek... is the pussymagnet.
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Behold!
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Nice!
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So... how do you turn it on?
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One does not simply turn on a pussymagnet.
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It is activated by a series of tones. You know,
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like the Key in the He-Man movie.
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Allow me to demonstrate.
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<i>(singing)</i> Well, she was just seventeen
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You know what I mean. And the—
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Paul:
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What DO you mean?
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<i>(speaking)</i> I don't know, John wrote that bit.
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<i>(singing)</i> And the way she looked
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Was way beyond compare
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So how could I dance with another? Wooooooo!
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<i>Meow!</i>
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Whoa, that really works!
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Hitting the high note at the end is the key.
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Well, I'll try.
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Though, I bet Harry could hit it...
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Harry? Is he a friend of yours?
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Yeah...
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Or... we used to be.
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We had a bit of a falling out.
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Well, you know, you can't pull this off on your own.
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It's like I've always said:
I get by with a little help from my friends.
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I thought that song was about drugs, though.
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Shhhh!
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Don't speak, Harry, don't speak.
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But I'm crazy about you!
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I know, Harry... but I must order now—
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Three tacos, please.
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Hard or soft shelled?
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Oh... What do you think, Harry?
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Hard. A good shell is hard to find,
and a hard shell is good to find.
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Oh, Harry. You always know what to say.
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Hey, tacos are my favorite food.
But you know, I've never been to a Taco Bell before.
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You mean, this is your first time?/
-Mmhm.
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Then... you really must try the Nacho BellGrande.
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Well, one Nacho BellGrande please.
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Hey! What do you call a BellGrande that isn't yours?
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...Not-chyo BellGrande!
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Oof!
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Can we get those tacos to go please?
We have a date... at the Wrath-o-Sphere!
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So... you two from around here?
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Oh, no, I'm from Ireland. And Zayn is
from a wee little town in England called... Dumbhairshire.
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Niall, I will slap you silly!
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Bring it!
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Hey!
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Uh oh.
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You're not crossdressers.
You're just dressed up like crossdressers.
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Uh... Zayn?/ -Yeah, Niall?/ -RUN!
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Seize them!
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Zayn, here! Let's take this elevator!
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AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHhhhhhh—
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OOF!
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The garbage chute! Really wonderful idea!
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<i>(sniff)</i> What an incredible smell you've discovered!
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...Don't be a c<b>t</b>.
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<i>(typing)</i>
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This is a Unix system. I know this.
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I should be able to override the
security system to open up the prison doors
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and let those pussycats loose.
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Yes!
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Oh, I'll open that door like Donkey Kong 64. <i>(click)</i>
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Louis, Harry: The prison doors are open.
It's up to you now to save the pussycats.
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And make it—/ -NOT SO FAST.
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You, take pretty boy here down to
the Torturitorium for a nice acid bath.
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I'm sure Lord Faptaguise would
enjoy seeing you burn alive to death.
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Take him away!
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And you, close the prison doors!
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Dude, this is a Unix system.
I don't know this.
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Well, if it isn't Liam!/
-It is./ -Of One Direction!
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...It is Liam of One Direction.
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Well, not for long!
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Oh, for long. And longer!
You'll never dip me in a pit of acid, Faptaguise!
265
00:12:03,775 --> 00:12:05,158
I have powerful friends!
266
00:12:05,158 --> 00:12:06,900
Ha! You mean like this one?
267
00:12:06,900 --> 00:12:08,050
Harry!
268
00:12:08,050 --> 00:12:08,918
Liam!
269
00:12:08,918 --> 00:12:10,127
Well, if it isn't Harry!
270
00:12:10,127 --> 00:12:10,910
[Harry and Liam] It is.
271
00:12:10,910 --> 00:12:12,347
Well done, May.
272
00:12:12,839 --> 00:12:15,739
May? I thought your name was June!
273
00:12:15,739 --> 00:12:18,946
April./ -Whatever!/
-Yes, it's true. My name is May.
274
00:12:18,946 --> 00:12:21,940
And I am Lord Faptaguise's
henchwoman sent to capture you.
275
00:12:21,940 --> 00:12:23,073
You liar!
276
00:12:23,350 --> 00:12:24,813
No, I really do work for him.
277
00:12:25,167 --> 00:12:26,692
No, I don't mean you're lying right now.
278
00:12:26,692 --> 00:12:28,993
I just mean, you know... generally.
279
00:12:29,593 --> 00:12:30,606
Oh... okay.
280
00:12:30,929 --> 00:12:31,849
Okay.
281
00:12:31,849 --> 00:12:35,055
Okay, tie him up and hang him
from the ceiling as well.
282
00:12:35,055 --> 00:12:38,704
He and his friend can burn
in the pit of acid together!
283
00:12:38,704 --> 00:12:42,094
Oh, but frisk him first. Make sure
he doesn't—Well, actually, let me do it!
284
00:12:42,432 --> 00:12:45,138
<i>(snickers creepily)</i>
285
00:12:46,384 --> 00:12:49,568
Ohhh, Faptaguise. I just now got that.
286
00:12:49,568 --> 00:12:52,254
Any weapons on him?/ -No, just this taco.
287
00:12:52,254 --> 00:12:54,598
Dispose of this!/ -Yes, my lord!
288
00:12:54,613 --> 00:12:55,976
But I bought that for him!
289
00:12:55,976 --> 00:12:57,289
Shut up, May; no one likes you.
290
00:12:57,289 --> 00:13:00,147
Oh... I am now beginning to question my allegiance.
291
00:13:00,147 --> 00:13:04,393
I AM a villain, but Harry is so sweet
and Faptaguise is a total jerkface.
292
00:13:04,393 --> 00:13:05,806
I'm so confused!
293
00:13:07,806 --> 00:13:09,893
NOOOOooooo...
294
00:13:09,893 --> 00:13:11,765
You hear that?
Sounds like Liam and Harry
295
00:13:11,765 --> 00:13:12,827
are in trouble!
296
00:13:12,827 --> 00:13:14,861
<i>(sliding noise)</i> You hear that?
297
00:13:16,338 --> 00:13:18,253
Ooh, yummy! I haven't eaten all day!
298
00:13:18,253 --> 00:13:23,160
<i>(guard coughing and sniffling)</i> You hear that?
299
00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:27,458
<i>(guard blowing nose)</i>
300
00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:30,484
<i>(guard clearing throat)</i>
301
00:13:31,059 --> 00:13:31,728
<i>(flap)</i>
302
00:13:32,005 --> 00:13:32,628
<i>(BA-THUD *door closes*)</i>
303
00:13:35,739 --> 00:13:36,516
<i>(squish)</i>
304
00:13:37,932 --> 00:13:39,816
But I'm not eating that./
-Yeah, you hear that.
305
00:13:40,047 --> 00:13:43,237
Lower them in! Now you will meet your doom!
306
00:13:43,237 --> 00:13:46,625
And once the Wrath-o-Sphere passes
through the Dimensional Gate,
307
00:13:46,625 --> 00:13:49,963
Earth will never see its precious little pussycats again!
308
00:13:49,963 --> 00:13:51,971
<i>(glass breaking)</i> I don't think so!
309
00:13:52,402 --> 00:13:53,274
Louis!
310
00:13:53,274 --> 00:13:54,119
Harry!
311
00:13:54,119 --> 00:13:54,855
Louis!
312
00:13:54,855 --> 00:13:55,534
Liam!
313
00:13:55,534 --> 00:13:56,431
Louis!
314
00:13:56,431 --> 00:13:57,186
Who are you?
315
00:13:57,186 --> 00:13:57,935
May.
316
00:13:57,935 --> 00:13:58,849
May!
317
00:13:58,849 --> 00:13:59,596
Louis!
318
00:13:59,596 --> 00:14:01,137
Har—Hey, you already got one!
319
00:14:01,137 --> 00:14:01,987
Hmph.
320
00:14:01,987 --> 00:14:03,469
<i>(sigh)</i> Harry!
321
00:14:04,069 --> 00:14:07,309
And as for me, I got—a Pussymagnet!
322
00:14:07,309 --> 00:14:08,081
[Liam and Harry] Yes!
323
00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:08,788
[Faptaguise and Guard] No!
324
00:14:08,788 --> 00:14:11,820
Maybe! I am questioning my allegiance; I am so confused!
325
00:14:11,820 --> 00:14:13,031
Here goes!
326
00:14:13,031 --> 00:14:13,626
<i>ahem</i>
327
00:14:13,626 --> 00:14:16,641
<i>(singing)</i> Well, she was just seventeen
328
00:14:16,641 --> 00:14:18,899
You know what I mean
329
00:14:18,899 --> 00:14:22,832
And the way she looked was way beyond compare
330
00:14:22,847 --> 00:14:26,988
So how could I dance with another?
331
00:14:26,988 --> 00:14:30,633
Woo! W-Woo?!
<i>(speaking)</i> I can't hit that high note!
332
00:14:30,633 --> 00:14:31,713
Woooo?
333
00:14:31,713 --> 00:14:32,397
Seize him!
334
00:14:32,397 --> 00:14:33,450
Woo! Wooo-GUHHH!
335
00:14:33,450 --> 00:14:36,035
NOOOOooooo!
336
00:14:36,035 --> 00:14:38,053
Man, they really need our help up there.
337
00:14:38,069 --> 00:14:39,781
But the only way out is up.
338
00:14:39,781 --> 00:14:40,927
How do we get up there?
339
00:14:40,927 --> 00:14:43,273
Well, there's this old skateboard here.
340
00:14:43,273 --> 00:14:46,282
And I could pick up some speed going down this hill of rubbish.
341
00:14:46,282 --> 00:14:49,007
If only we had some sort of ramp...
342
00:14:49,007 --> 00:14:50,368
<i>(ding)</i>
343
00:14:52,199 --> 00:14:53,005
What?
344
00:14:53,389 --> 00:14:54,108
Ready?
345
00:14:54,293 --> 00:14:55,615
Yeah.
346
00:14:55,615 --> 00:14:57,661
One... two... three!
347
00:14:58,830 --> 00:14:59,746
<i>(woosh)</i>
348
00:14:59,746 --> 00:15:00,415
<i>(boink)</i>
349
00:15:01,369 --> 00:15:02,658
<i>(plop)</i> Whoa!/
-What the?
350
00:15:02,658 --> 00:15:04,303
Harry! Catch!
351
00:15:04,810 --> 00:15:05,751
<i>(gulp)</i>
352
00:15:05,751 --> 00:15:07,067
<i>(Popeye-esque music plays)</i>
353
00:15:09,774 --> 00:15:11,255
<i>(punch)</i> AHHHHH!
354
00:15:11,255 --> 00:15:12,881
Thanks, Harry!/ -No sweat.
355
00:15:12,881 --> 00:15:15,072
Now, how do you work this Pussymagnet?
356
00:15:15,072 --> 00:15:17,428
It's supposed to be activated by a series of tones.
357
00:15:17,428 --> 00:15:19,405
Hitting the high note at the end is the key.
358
00:15:19,405 --> 00:15:21,758
But if anyone can do it, Harry, you can!
359
00:15:21,758 --> 00:15:23,226
Awwww, Louis.
360
00:15:23,226 --> 00:15:24,332
I mean it.
361
00:15:24,332 --> 00:15:26,962
And I mean it, when I say...
362
00:15:26,962 --> 00:15:32,432
<i>(singing)</i> Can we fall, one more time?
363
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:37,494
Stop the tape and rewind
364
00:15:37,494 --> 00:15:43,543
Oh, and if you walk away I know I'll fade./
-Harry, I think it's working! Keep going!
365
00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:48,658
'Cause there is nobody else
366
00:15:48,666 --> 00:15:53,844
It's gotta be YOU! You! <i>ahem</i> Y-y-you!
367
00:15:53,844 --> 00:15:55,679
Oh no, Harry, you almost had it!
368
00:15:55,679 --> 00:15:57,572
I can't hit that high note!
369
00:15:57,572 --> 00:16:00,838
Haha! You have failed! The pussycats are mine!
370
00:16:02,130 --> 00:16:03,855
Louis! Hit me in the balls!
371
00:16:03,855 --> 00:16:04,730
What?
372
00:16:04,730 --> 00:16:06,408
Hit me in the balls!
373
00:16:06,408 --> 00:16:07,112
No, Harry, I—
374
00:16:07,112 --> 00:16:09,610
I can't be a pussy magnet without you!
375
00:16:09,610 --> 00:16:11,349
Hit me in the balls!
376
00:16:11,349 --> 00:16:13,860
Harry, I only hit you in the balls when you deserve it.
377
00:16:13,860 --> 00:16:16,530
You know, like when you make an awful pun or something.
378
00:16:16,992 --> 00:16:22,186
Hey! What do you call a Spanish toilet
that weighs 2000 pounds?
379
00:16:23,756 --> 00:16:25,405
...El-Ton-John!
380
00:16:26,359 --> 00:16:31,548
<i>(smack)</i> YOUUUUUUUUUUU!
381
00:16:31,548 --> 00:16:34,498
Harry, it's working!/ -ONLY YOUUUUUUUU!
382
00:16:34,498 --> 00:16:38,171
<i>(confused cat noises)</i>
383
00:16:38,171 --> 00:16:43,529
YOUUUUUuuuuuuuu...
384
00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:45,499
Harry, you did it!
385
00:16:45,499 --> 00:16:46,708
We did it!
386
00:16:46,708 --> 00:16:49,723
Niall, get Liam down, and let's get out of here!
387
00:16:49,723 --> 00:16:51,156
<i>(gun cocks)</i> I don't think so!
388
00:16:51,156 --> 00:16:51,777
<i>(gasp)</i>
389
00:16:51,777 --> 00:16:52,898
<i>(whirrrrrrrr)</i>
390
00:16:52,898 --> 00:16:53,644
<i>(whap)</i>
391
00:16:53,644 --> 00:16:54,282
<i>(thud)</i>
392
00:16:54,836 --> 00:16:55,373
April!
393
00:16:55,373 --> 00:16:55,888
May.
394
00:16:55,888 --> 00:16:56,610
May!
395
00:16:56,918 --> 00:16:58,359
You did that for me?
396
00:16:58,359 --> 00:16:59,952
Yes, I had to.
397
00:16:59,952 --> 00:17:02,936
Once you go Harry, you don't go...
398
00:17:02,936 --> 00:17:06,947
Y-you, you don't—you don't go...
399
00:17:08,286 --> 00:17:09,819
...Well, you work on that, bye.
400
00:17:09,819 --> 00:17:10,380
Bye.
401
00:17:10,380 --> 00:17:12,032
By George, we did it, lads!
402
00:17:12,032 --> 00:17:14,078
And Harry, you really hit that high note.
403
00:17:14,309 --> 00:17:15,117
Didn't he, Molly?
404
00:17:15,317 --> 00:17:15,918
Dusty.
405
00:17:15,918 --> 00:17:18,827
And I couldn't have gotten that high without you.
406
00:17:19,089 --> 00:17:21,324
If there's one thing I've learned, it's that
407
00:17:21,324 --> 00:17:24,444
I get high with a little help from my friends.
408
00:17:24,721 --> 00:17:26,415
[Liam and Niall] Awwww...
409
00:17:27,369 --> 00:17:29,150
I thought that song was about drugs, though.
410
00:17:29,150 --> 00:17:31,052
Shhhhhhh—achoo!
411
00:17:31,052 --> 00:17:31,936
Are you coming down with something?
412
00:17:31,936 --> 00:17:34,747
<i>(sniff)</i> Yeah, I think it was that taco.
413
00:17:34,747 --> 00:17:37,018
Oh, yeah! Someone's snot rag was all over that taco.
414
00:17:37,018 --> 00:17:38,380
Plus, it was on a pile of rubbish.
415
00:17:38,380 --> 00:17:40,176
There's no telling what you'll come down with!
416
00:17:40,176 --> 00:17:42,217
More like... one infection!
417
00:17:42,217 --> 00:17:43,390
[ALL] <i>(laughing)</i>
418
00:17:43,390 --> 00:17:44,236
Ugh... <i>(thud)</i>
419
00:17:48,390 --> 00:17:57,236
Original by: www.amara.org
Edited by: Sophiesticated
420
00:18:08,836 --> 00:18:10,044
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Greyson Chance - Sunshine and City Lights
[Verse]
It’s taking us downtown
You’re watching me, watching me, watching me go
But I never listen
No, I never let you, no
Now we’re headed uptown
Is there something or nothing you wanted to say?
Cause I need to go now
Do you want me to stay? Stay...
[Chorus]
What you need to know is you tried, let it go, let it go
What you need to find is someone who never will let you go
No, and sunshine and city lights will guide you home
Whoa, yeah you gotta know, that I’ll never let you go
Mmm... I'll never let you go
[Verse]
Now we’re stuck in midtown
Surrounded by people and nothing but sound
And we’re going nowhere
We are the lost and found
We’re all over this town
Is there something or nothing you wanted to say?
Do you want me to go now?
Cause baby, I wanna stay, oh stay...
[Chorus]
What you need to know is you tried, let it go, let it go
What you need to find is someone who never will let you go
No, and sunshine and city lights, will guide you home
Whoa, yeah you gotta know, that I’ll never let you go
Sunshine and city lights, oooh
Sunshine and city lights
What you need to know is you tried, let it go, let it go
What you need to find is someone who never let you go
[Chorus]
What you need to know is you tried, let it go, let it go
What you need to find is someone who never will let you go
No, and sunshine and city lights, will guide you home
And no, but you gotta know, that I’ll never let you go
It’s taking us downtown
You’re watching me, watching me, watching me go
But I never listen
No, I never let you, no
Now we’re headed uptown
Is there something or nothing you wanted to say?
Cause I need to go now
Do you want me to stay? Stay...
[Chorus]
What you need to know is you tried, let it go, let it go
What you need to find is someone who never will let you go
No, and sunshine and city lights will guide you home
Whoa, yeah you gotta know, that I’ll never let you go
Mmm... I'll never let you go
[Verse]
Now we’re stuck in midtown
Surrounded by people and nothing but sound
And we’re going nowhere
We are the lost and found
We’re all over this town
Is there something or nothing you wanted to say?
Do you want me to go now?
Cause baby, I wanna stay, oh stay...
[Chorus]
What you need to know is you tried, let it go, let it go
What you need to find is someone who never will let you go
No, and sunshine and city lights, will guide you home
Whoa, yeah you gotta know, that I’ll never let you go
Sunshine and city lights, oooh
Sunshine and city lights
What you need to know is you tried, let it go, let it go
What you need to find is someone who never let you go
[Chorus]
What you need to know is you tried, let it go, let it go
What you need to find is someone who never will let you go
No, and sunshine and city lights, will guide you home
And no, but you gotta know, that I’ll never let you go
Greyson Chance - Take My Heart
[Verse]
Don't have no fancy occupation
I can't fly you to the Moon
Ain't got nothing in my pocket
But I got enough love for you
I don't drive a Lamborghini (no, I don't)
All my clothes are old used
Ain't got no house up on the hill, girl
But I got enough love for you
[Chorus]
Girl, what I give
Can't put a price tag on it
You're worth more than gold
And I'll do anything to have it
Spend all my time on you
I ain't got no time to pay
But if I gave one thing away
Take my heart today (ooohhhooohhh)
Take my heart today (ooohhhooohhh)
[Verse]
And let me show what you've been missing (my love)
And show what love's supposed to do (what's it's supposed to do oh)
We don't need no magic or money
Cause I got enough love for you
It don't take no rocket science
To know that I'm your dream come true
Let me promise you this one thing
That I got enough Love for you (got so much Love for you)
[Chorus]
Girl, what I give
Can't put a price tag on it
You're worth more than gold
And I'll do anything to have it
Spend all my time on you
I ain't got no time to pay
But if I gave one thing away
Take my heart today
Girl, what I give
Can't put a price tag on it
You're worth more than gold
And I'll do anything to have it
Spend all my time on you
I ain't got no time to pay
But if I gave one thing away-ay-ay-ay
Girl, what I give
Can't put a price tag on it (price tag on it)
You're worth more than gold
And I'll do anything to have it
Spend all my time on you (time on you)
I ain't got no time to pay (got no time to pay)
But if I gave one thing away
Take my heart today (take my heart today)
Ooohhhooohhh
Take my heart today
Ooohhhooohhh
Take my heart away
Ooohhhooohhh
Take my heart today
Ooohhhooohhh
Don't have no fancy occupation
I can't fly you to the Moon
Ain't got nothing in my pocket
But I got enough love for you
I don't drive a Lamborghini (no, I don't)
All my clothes are old used
Ain't got no house up on the hill, girl
But I got enough love for you
[Chorus]
Girl, what I give
Can't put a price tag on it
You're worth more than gold
And I'll do anything to have it
Spend all my time on you
I ain't got no time to pay
But if I gave one thing away
Take my heart today (ooohhhooohhh)
Take my heart today (ooohhhooohhh)
[Verse]
And let me show what you've been missing (my love)
And show what love's supposed to do (what's it's supposed to do oh)
We don't need no magic or money
Cause I got enough love for you
It don't take no rocket science
To know that I'm your dream come true
Let me promise you this one thing
That I got enough Love for you (got so much Love for you)
[Chorus]
Girl, what I give
Can't put a price tag on it
You're worth more than gold
And I'll do anything to have it
Spend all my time on you
I ain't got no time to pay
But if I gave one thing away
Take my heart today
Girl, what I give
Can't put a price tag on it
You're worth more than gold
And I'll do anything to have it
Spend all my time on you
I ain't got no time to pay
But if I gave one thing away-ay-ay-ay
Girl, what I give
Can't put a price tag on it (price tag on it)
You're worth more than gold
And I'll do anything to have it
Spend all my time on you (time on you)
I ain't got no time to pay (got no time to pay)
But if I gave one thing away
Take my heart today (take my heart today)
Ooohhhooohhh
Take my heart today
Ooohhhooohhh
Take my heart away
Ooohhhooohhh
Take my heart today
Ooohhhooohhh
Greyson Chance - You Might Be The One
[Verse]
Some people call me crazy
But I don't think I'm crazy
To believe that you and me could be something
To believe that you and me could be something
Some people say you're no good, but
They don't know what's good for me
If it isn't you then I don't need nothing
If it isn't you then I don't need nothing
[Chorus]
When the lighting strikes
And the rain comes down
I'll be alright
I'll dance in your storm
When the thunder roars
In the darkest night
I see your light
You bring me back home
I feel the fire burn in my soul
That's how I know
That's how I know
It's like desire pullin' me in
When I shouldn't go, oh oh
That's how I know that I am sold
That you might be the one
Yeah, you might be the one
[Verse]
Some people think it's stupid, mmm
But, I don't think it's stupid
To be young and put yourself over me
Don't need directions this is where I wanna be
[Chorus]
When the lighting strikes
And the rain comes down
I'll be alright
I'll dance in your storm
When the thunder roars
In the darkest night
I see your light
You bring me back whoooo, yeah
I feel the fire burn in my soul
That's how I know
That's how I know
It's like desire pullin' me in
When I shouldn't go, oh oh
That's how I know that I am sold
That you might be the one
That you might be the one
You might be the one, the one
I feel the fire burn in my soul
And that's how I know
And that's how I know
It's like desire pullin' me in
Mm-hm, when I shouldn't go, oh oh
That's how I know that I am sold
That you might be the one
Some people call me crazy
But I don't think I'm crazy
To believe that you and me could be something
To believe that you and me could be something
Some people say you're no good, but
They don't know what's good for me
If it isn't you then I don't need nothing
If it isn't you then I don't need nothing
[Chorus]
When the lighting strikes
And the rain comes down
I'll be alright
I'll dance in your storm
When the thunder roars
In the darkest night
I see your light
You bring me back home
I feel the fire burn in my soul
That's how I know
That's how I know
It's like desire pullin' me in
When I shouldn't go, oh oh
That's how I know that I am sold
That you might be the one
Yeah, you might be the one
[Verse]
Some people think it's stupid, mmm
But, I don't think it's stupid
To be young and put yourself over me
Don't need directions this is where I wanna be
[Chorus]
When the lighting strikes
And the rain comes down
I'll be alright
I'll dance in your storm
When the thunder roars
In the darkest night
I see your light
You bring me back whoooo, yeah
I feel the fire burn in my soul
That's how I know
That's how I know
It's like desire pullin' me in
When I shouldn't go, oh oh
That's how I know that I am sold
That you might be the one
That you might be the one
You might be the one, the one
I feel the fire burn in my soul
And that's how I know
And that's how I know
It's like desire pullin' me in
Mm-hm, when I shouldn't go, oh oh
That's how I know that I am sold
That you might be the one
Minggu, 21 April 2013
Carly Rae Jepsen - More Than A Memory
Speak to me,
You're walking closer and it's hard to breathe
I should be running, but the heart's naive
And I expect too much
You were good to me
I left a scar that no one else can see
And now you're back here and reminding me
That I lost way too much
And you know that night I almost said I loved you
And you almost said it back
Are we gonna be more than a memory?
No matter how lame my apology
I let go of you, you let go of me
Are we gonna be more than a memory?
Are you gonna just stand in front of me
Pretending I'm not your destiny
I'm not over you, are you over me?
Are we gonna be more than a memory?
I'm not over you, are you over me?
Are we gonna be more than a memory?
Say my name
Cause no one else can say it quite the same
It takes me back to your September days
I've missed you way too much
If I was cruel to you
Well just to hear it breaks my heart in two
If there's a way to make it up to you
I'd wanna change so much you know I do
And you know that night I almost said I loved you
And you almost said it back
Are we gonna be more than a memory?
No matter how lame my apology
I let go of you, you let go of me
Are we gonna be more than a memory?
Are you gonna just stand in front of me
Pretending I'm not your destiny
I'm not over you, are you over me?
Are we gonna be more than a memory?
Stay with me
I really need to hear you breathe
If words can't speak
Lay your body next to me
Are we gonna be more than a memory?
No matter how lame my apology
I let go of you, you let go of me
Are we gonna be more than a memory?
Are you gonna just stand in front of me
Pretending I'm not your destiny
I'm not over you, are you over me?
Are we gonna be more than a memory?
I'm not over you, are you over me?
Are we gonna be more than a memory?
You're walking closer and it's hard to breathe
I should be running, but the heart's naive
And I expect too much
You were good to me
I left a scar that no one else can see
And now you're back here and reminding me
That I lost way too much
And you know that night I almost said I loved you
And you almost said it back
Are we gonna be more than a memory?
No matter how lame my apology
I let go of you, you let go of me
Are we gonna be more than a memory?
Are you gonna just stand in front of me
Pretending I'm not your destiny
I'm not over you, are you over me?
Are we gonna be more than a memory?
I'm not over you, are you over me?
Are we gonna be more than a memory?
Say my name
Cause no one else can say it quite the same
It takes me back to your September days
I've missed you way too much
If I was cruel to you
Well just to hear it breaks my heart in two
If there's a way to make it up to you
I'd wanna change so much you know I do
And you know that night I almost said I loved you
And you almost said it back
Are we gonna be more than a memory?
No matter how lame my apology
I let go of you, you let go of me
Are we gonna be more than a memory?
Are you gonna just stand in front of me
Pretending I'm not your destiny
I'm not over you, are you over me?
Are we gonna be more than a memory?
Stay with me
I really need to hear you breathe
If words can't speak
Lay your body next to me
Are we gonna be more than a memory?
No matter how lame my apology
I let go of you, you let go of me
Are we gonna be more than a memory?
Are you gonna just stand in front of me
Pretending I'm not your destiny
I'm not over you, are you over me?
Are we gonna be more than a memory?
I'm not over you, are you over me?
Are we gonna be more than a memory?
Carly Rae Jepsen - Almost Said It
I always want more
I'm never gonna get it
You're gonna be the one I never got that got away
And I'll regret it
Just a moment in time
But I can't forget it
Yeah, we almost said it
If this is love, ooh
I should be dying
But I'm going downtown like I still care
Like I'm still trying
I said I was over you but I'm lying
There, I almost said it
Every time you look at me
I say it silently
Oh, when will you wake up and get it
This close, we almost said it
I know you're not evil
So why do you tease me
Yeah, staying around here late at night
You don't make it easy
It's in my body language, read me
We were this close
This close, yeah
And it's like every time you look at me
I say it silently
Oh, wake up, baby, come and get it
This close, we almost said it
You say that you're still not free
Well, I hear selectively
That still means someday you might be
Oh, this close, yeah, yeah
You wrote me a song
I often play it
Depending on where I am with you
I either love it or I hate it
We were just this close but we couldn't say it
We were this close
yang di italic pas banget ama aku xD
galau mendadak-_-
I'm never gonna get it
You're gonna be the one I never got that got away
And I'll regret it
Just a moment in time
But I can't forget it
Yeah, we almost said it
If this is love, ooh
I should be dying
But I'm going downtown like I still care
Like I'm still trying
I said I was over you but I'm lying
There, I almost said it
Every time you look at me
I say it silently
Oh, when will you wake up and get it
This close, we almost said it
I know you're not evil
So why do you tease me
Yeah, staying around here late at night
You don't make it easy
It's in my body language, read me
We were this close
This close, yeah
And it's like every time you look at me
I say it silently
Oh, wake up, baby, come and get it
This close, we almost said it
You say that you're still not free
Well, I hear selectively
That still means someday you might be
Oh, this close, yeah, yeah
You wrote me a song
I often play it
Depending on where I am with you
I either love it or I hate it
We were just this close but we couldn't say it
We were this close
yang di italic pas banget ama aku xD
galau mendadak-_-
David Archuleta - Nothing Else Better To Do
Sometimes when you talk,
I don't hear a thing,
Don't take it wrong.
I look at your face,
And bells start to ring,
Then my mind's gone.
If I was a fire,
You would make me burn,
Heyyyy, eyyyy, hey
It doesn't take much for you
To break down my gravity.
You got my heart stuck,
Stuck on a cloud,
And I can't speak.
But if I was a book,
You'd be every word.
Heyyyy, eyyyy, eyy
[Chorus:]
Twenty-five hours every day,
I got nothing else better to do,
Than watching the smile light your face,
It doesn't get better than you.
All that we need is a starlit sky
And you and me
Oh oh oh oh oh, it's true
I got nothing else better to do.
An island of green
And blueberry eyes,
Wish we were there.
But you make me feel I'm in paradise,
Anywhere.
If I was a song,
You would make me sing,
Heyyyy, eyyyy, eyy
Yeahhh
[Chorus:]
Twenty-five hours every day,
I got nothing else better to do,
Than watching the smile light your face,
It doesn't get better than you.
All that we need is a starlit sky
And you and me
Oh oh oh oh oh, it's true
There's nothing else better...
You're velvet on a red cupcake,
Sound a cello and a violin make.
Oohh, Oohh
You put the rings around the moon,
And every single time I'm close to you,
Whoooa, Eyyyyy
Twenty-five hours every day,
Eyy-heyyy,
Watching the smile light your face,
Yeahhh yeahh,
[Chorus:]
Twenty-five hours every day,
I got nothing else better to do,
Than watching the smile light your face,
It doesn't get better than you.
All that we need is a starlit sky
And you and me
Oh oh oh oh oh, it's true
I got nothing else better to do.
(Oh oh oh)
Ey ey ey ey ey ey
Got nothin' else better to do
(Oh oh oh)
Ey ey ey ey ey ey
I got nothin' else better to do
There's nothin' else better (better)
Better to do...
I don't hear a thing,
Don't take it wrong.
I look at your face,
And bells start to ring,
Then my mind's gone.
If I was a fire,
You would make me burn,
Heyyyy, eyyyy, hey
It doesn't take much for you
To break down my gravity.
You got my heart stuck,
Stuck on a cloud,
And I can't speak.
But if I was a book,
You'd be every word.
Heyyyy, eyyyy, eyy
[Chorus:]
Twenty-five hours every day,
I got nothing else better to do,
Than watching the smile light your face,
It doesn't get better than you.
All that we need is a starlit sky
And you and me
Oh oh oh oh oh, it's true
I got nothing else better to do.
An island of green
And blueberry eyes,
Wish we were there.
But you make me feel I'm in paradise,
Anywhere.
If I was a song,
You would make me sing,
Heyyyy, eyyyy, eyy
Yeahhh
[Chorus:]
Twenty-five hours every day,
I got nothing else better to do,
Than watching the smile light your face,
It doesn't get better than you.
All that we need is a starlit sky
And you and me
Oh oh oh oh oh, it's true
There's nothing else better...
You're velvet on a red cupcake,
Sound a cello and a violin make.
Oohh, Oohh
You put the rings around the moon,
And every single time I'm close to you,
Whoooa, Eyyyyy
Twenty-five hours every day,
Eyy-heyyy,
Watching the smile light your face,
Yeahhh yeahh,
[Chorus:]
Twenty-five hours every day,
I got nothing else better to do,
Than watching the smile light your face,
It doesn't get better than you.
All that we need is a starlit sky
And you and me
Oh oh oh oh oh, it's true
I got nothing else better to do.
(Oh oh oh)
Ey ey ey ey ey ey
Got nothin' else better to do
(Oh oh oh)
Ey ey ey ey ey ey
I got nothin' else better to do
There's nothin' else better (better)
Better to do...
K'NAAN - Hurt Me Tomorrow
This ain't a good time
But when is it ever
I know the perfect time
And baby that's never
So don't you dare leave me now
Throw my heart on the ground
Cause tonight ain't the night for sorrow
But you can hurt me tomorrow, okay?
It's on you... uh-uh uh-uh, here we go
I used to be a strange fruit
Billy holiday, then you got me by my roots
Sent the pain away
I tried to question our direction, that was my mistake
I had to ask you where we going baby, Marvin Gaye
I used to do it like Sinatra, do it my way
Now I'm the Fuji, you're my Lauryn Hill that got away
I felt we had it at last love, Etta James
But now I'm wondering...
If what I heard is true
Then I know what you came to do
Love may be blind but I'm looking at you
So before you pull the trigger, did you ever consider?
This ain't a good time
But when is it ever
I know the perfect time
And baby that's never
So don't you dare leave me now
Throw my heart on the ground
Cause tonight ain't the night for sorrow
But you can hurt me tomorrow,
You can hurt me
You can hurt me
You can hurt me
You can hurt me
You can hurt me tomorrow
You can hurt me tomorrow
If you can take a rain check on a stormy night
Then I will love you till you old, like you're Betty white
You can hurt me any other day, pick a fight
But not on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday night
And not the weekend either 'cause I got a song to write
I promise I'm a hear you out when the time is right
Let's have a talk, August 7, 2099
At your place or mine?
This ain't a good time
But when is it ever
I know the perfect time
And baby that's never
So don't you dare leave me now
Throw my heart on the ground
Cause tonight ain't the night for sorrow
But you can hurt me
Hey why you turn around and walk away?
I know you got a lot to say
And I really want to talk about it
Just not today, uh
Is there an instrument to measure all the heart ache
A looking glass so we can see where all the magic went
I need a button, I can push so we can start again
Cause boy you bring me to my knees, Nancy Kerrigan
This ain't a good time
But when is it ever
I know the perfect time
And baby that's never
So don't you dare leave me now
Throw my heart on the ground
Cause tonight ain't the night for sorrow
But you can hurt me tomorrow,
You can hurt me
You can hurt me
You can hurt me
You can hurt me
You can hurt me tomorrow
You can hurt me tomorrow
I post this because Tiffany Alvord covered it.
And I know this beautiful song because of Tiffany ♥
Watch her covers in her YouTube channel! --> TiffanyAlvord
But when is it ever
I know the perfect time
And baby that's never
So don't you dare leave me now
Throw my heart on the ground
Cause tonight ain't the night for sorrow
But you can hurt me tomorrow, okay?
It's on you... uh-uh uh-uh, here we go
I used to be a strange fruit
Billy holiday, then you got me by my roots
Sent the pain away
I tried to question our direction, that was my mistake
I had to ask you where we going baby, Marvin Gaye
I used to do it like Sinatra, do it my way
Now I'm the Fuji, you're my Lauryn Hill that got away
I felt we had it at last love, Etta James
But now I'm wondering...
If what I heard is true
Then I know what you came to do
Love may be blind but I'm looking at you
So before you pull the trigger, did you ever consider?
This ain't a good time
But when is it ever
I know the perfect time
And baby that's never
So don't you dare leave me now
Throw my heart on the ground
Cause tonight ain't the night for sorrow
But you can hurt me tomorrow,
You can hurt me
You can hurt me
You can hurt me
You can hurt me
You can hurt me tomorrow
You can hurt me tomorrow
If you can take a rain check on a stormy night
Then I will love you till you old, like you're Betty white
You can hurt me any other day, pick a fight
But not on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday night
And not the weekend either 'cause I got a song to write
I promise I'm a hear you out when the time is right
Let's have a talk, August 7, 2099
At your place or mine?
This ain't a good time
But when is it ever
I know the perfect time
And baby that's never
So don't you dare leave me now
Throw my heart on the ground
Cause tonight ain't the night for sorrow
But you can hurt me
Hey why you turn around and walk away?
I know you got a lot to say
And I really want to talk about it
Just not today, uh
Is there an instrument to measure all the heart ache
A looking glass so we can see where all the magic went
I need a button, I can push so we can start again
Cause boy you bring me to my knees, Nancy Kerrigan
This ain't a good time
But when is it ever
I know the perfect time
And baby that's never
So don't you dare leave me now
Throw my heart on the ground
Cause tonight ain't the night for sorrow
But you can hurt me tomorrow,
You can hurt me
You can hurt me
You can hurt me
You can hurt me
You can hurt me tomorrow
You can hurt me tomorrow
I post this because Tiffany Alvord covered it.
And I know this beautiful song because of Tiffany ♥
Watch her covers in her YouTube channel! --> TiffanyAlvord
Selena Gomez - Come And Get It
[Chorus]
When you're ready come and get it
Na na na na, Na na na na, Na na na na
When you're ready come and get it
Na na na na, Na na na na, Na na na na
When you're re-e-e-eady
When you're re-e-e-eady, ready
When you're ready come and get it
Na na na na, Na na na na, Na na na na
[Verse 1]
You ain’t gotta worry it’s an open invitation
I’ll be sittin’ right here real patient
All day all night I’ll be waitin’ standby
Can’t stop because I love it, hate the way I love you
All day all night maybe I’m addicted for life, no lie
I’m not too shy to show I love you, I got no regrets
I love you much to, much to hide you, this love ain’t finished yet
This love ain’t finished yet...
So baby, whenever you’re ready...
[Chorus]
When you're ready come and get it
Na na na na, Na na na na, Na na na na
When you're ready come and get it
Na na na na, Na na na na, Na na na na
When you're re-e-e-eady
When you're re-e-e-eady, ready
When you're ready come and get it
Na na na na, Na na na na, Na na na na
[Verse 2]
You got the kind of love that I want, let me get that
And baby once I get it I’m yours no take backs
I’m gon’ love you for life I ain’t leaving your side
Even if you knock it ain’t no way to stop it
Forever you’re mine, baby I’m addicted no lie, no lie
I’m not too shy to show I love you, I got no regrets
So baby, whenever you’re ready...
[Chorus]
When you're ready come and get it
Na na na na, Na na na na, Na na na na
When you're ready come and get it
Na na na na, Na na na na, Na na na na
When you're re-e-e-eady
When you're re-e-e-eady, ready
When you're ready come and get it
Na na na na, Na na na na, Na na na na
[Bridge]
This love will be the death of me
But I know I’ll die happily
I’ll know, I’ll know, I’ll know
Because you love me so...
Yeah!
[Chorus]
When you're ready come and get it
Na na na na, Na na na na, Na na na na
(Na na na na)
When you're ready come and get it
Na na na na, Na na na na, Na na na na
(Come and get it, yeah yeah!)
When you're re-e-e-eady
When you're re-e-e-eady, ready
(When you're re-e-e-e-eady!)
When you're ready come and get it
Na na na na, Na na na na, Na na na na
When you're ready come and get it
Na na na na, Na na na na, Na na na na
When you're ready come and get it
Na na na na, Na na na na, Na na na na
When you're re-e-e-eady
When you're re-e-e-eady, ready
When you're ready come and get it
Na na na na, Na na na na, Na na na na
[Verse 1]
You ain’t gotta worry it’s an open invitation
I’ll be sittin’ right here real patient
All day all night I’ll be waitin’ standby
Can’t stop because I love it, hate the way I love you
All day all night maybe I’m addicted for life, no lie
I’m not too shy to show I love you, I got no regrets
I love you much to, much to hide you, this love ain’t finished yet
This love ain’t finished yet...
So baby, whenever you’re ready...
[Chorus]
When you're ready come and get it
Na na na na, Na na na na, Na na na na
When you're ready come and get it
Na na na na, Na na na na, Na na na na
When you're re-e-e-eady
When you're re-e-e-eady, ready
When you're ready come and get it
Na na na na, Na na na na, Na na na na
[Verse 2]
You got the kind of love that I want, let me get that
And baby once I get it I’m yours no take backs
I’m gon’ love you for life I ain’t leaving your side
Even if you knock it ain’t no way to stop it
Forever you’re mine, baby I’m addicted no lie, no lie
I’m not too shy to show I love you, I got no regrets
So baby, whenever you’re ready...
[Chorus]
When you're ready come and get it
Na na na na, Na na na na, Na na na na
When you're ready come and get it
Na na na na, Na na na na, Na na na na
When you're re-e-e-eady
When you're re-e-e-eady, ready
When you're ready come and get it
Na na na na, Na na na na, Na na na na
[Bridge]
This love will be the death of me
But I know I’ll die happily
I’ll know, I’ll know, I’ll know
Because you love me so...
Yeah!
[Chorus]
When you're ready come and get it
Na na na na, Na na na na, Na na na na
(Na na na na)
When you're ready come and get it
Na na na na, Na na na na, Na na na na
(Come and get it, yeah yeah!)
When you're re-e-e-eady
When you're re-e-e-eady, ready
(When you're re-e-e-e-eady!)
When you're ready come and get it
Na na na na, Na na na na, Na na na na
IM5 - Can't Stay Away ft. Bella Thorne
I'm headin' on track, I'm turnin' on back
'Cause honey, don't know she complete my life
'Cause I wasn't all in, I'm done with all that
And now I gotta let him know
Said you never lookin' back, but gimmie one try
You say I'm still the same, but I changed my path
You're better than the best, forever no lie
And I don't wanna be here lonely
[Chorus:]
I don't wanna stay away for another second, baby
Lemme, lemme say everything
You're the only one worth fighting for
And I won't throw my promises away, yeah
I don't wanna stay away, I don't want nobody, but you
You say you don't buy, how hard I'm gonna try
I'll never give up, gonna change your mind
With a little romance, and maybe you'll find
That now I'm gonna make show
No, we're never lookin' back, just leave it in the past
I'll never be that same, 'cause you changed my path
You know I love you best, forever no lie
And I don't wanna be here lonely
[Chorus:]
I don't wanna stay away for another second baby
Lemme, lemme say everything
you're the only one worth fighting for
And I won't throw my promises away, yeah
I don't wanna stay away, I don't want nobody, but you
And if I have to live, in a lifetime
Without all the ways you make me feel
Then I'd have to lose my mind
I'd be so broken into pieces over you
See I can't stay away from you
I can't erase the two of us from my mind
Whenever I try, it's like a backfire
Blast from the past, I can see through
Mirror, mirror on the wall
How'd I ever let you fall?
I guess I need my baby (baby)
Woah, woah, woah, wooooah!
[Chorus:]
I don't wanna stay away for another second baby
Lemme, lemme say everything
You're the only one worth fighting for
And I won't throw my promises away, yeah
I don't wanna stay away
You're the only one worth fighting for
And I won't throw my promises away, yeah
I don't wanna stay away, I don't want nobody
I don't wanna stay away, I don't want nobody but you
'Cause honey, don't know she complete my life
'Cause I wasn't all in, I'm done with all that
And now I gotta let him know
Said you never lookin' back, but gimmie one try
You say I'm still the same, but I changed my path
You're better than the best, forever no lie
And I don't wanna be here lonely
[Chorus:]
I don't wanna stay away for another second, baby
Lemme, lemme say everything
You're the only one worth fighting for
And I won't throw my promises away, yeah
I don't wanna stay away, I don't want nobody, but you
You say you don't buy, how hard I'm gonna try
I'll never give up, gonna change your mind
With a little romance, and maybe you'll find
That now I'm gonna make show
No, we're never lookin' back, just leave it in the past
I'll never be that same, 'cause you changed my path
You know I love you best, forever no lie
And I don't wanna be here lonely
[Chorus:]
I don't wanna stay away for another second baby
Lemme, lemme say everything
you're the only one worth fighting for
And I won't throw my promises away, yeah
I don't wanna stay away, I don't want nobody, but you
And if I have to live, in a lifetime
Without all the ways you make me feel
Then I'd have to lose my mind
I'd be so broken into pieces over you
See I can't stay away from you
I can't erase the two of us from my mind
Whenever I try, it's like a backfire
Blast from the past, I can see through
Mirror, mirror on the wall
How'd I ever let you fall?
I guess I need my baby (baby)
Woah, woah, woah, wooooah!
[Chorus:]
I don't wanna stay away for another second baby
Lemme, lemme say everything
You're the only one worth fighting for
And I won't throw my promises away, yeah
I don't wanna stay away
You're the only one worth fighting for
And I won't throw my promises away, yeah
I don't wanna stay away, I don't want nobody
I don't wanna stay away, I don't want nobody but you
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